August 2010
3 posts
It's a bird! It's a plane! Whatever the hell it...
Yeah, it’s a vampire. Not just a vampire though, the most perfect specimen of masculinity ever created. (Thank you Stephenie Meyer, for making it even harder for men to pick up chicks. Bitch.) Most men out there would rather eat salted barbed wire than sit through a Twilight movie but before you go dialing 911 in advance, I may have an out for you.
So, When Fairy Met Valley-Girl Part...
"I'm sorry, honey." "Eat shit."
When you screw up, you know it. She knows it. Hell, five minutes after it happens, everyone knows it. (Thank you, Facebook.) But there’s always the chance for redemption, slim though it sometimes may be. Handling that delicate, and often flighty, opportunity to grovel at her dainty I-wear-$200-shoes-that-you-pay-for feet can be tricky, and one false step lands you couch surfing for a...
There Can Be Only One
The purpose of this blog is to simplify the actions of women. I’ll be taking the crazy, strange, confusing, and often ridiculous things women do, and breaking them down for you. It’s my sincere hope that by doing this, men will be better able to understand why they feel trapped in a verbal corner that Houdini himself couldn’t escape from unscathed. Trust me when I say they had...